[She will find him located on the floor near his bed. He wasn't able to complete the mission of passing out on his bed as planned. Will he ever learn his lesson of understanding that drinking and spice never mix well, doubtful but his body seems to have learned to accommodate his bad life choices.
He has an arm draped over his face to help shield his eyes, he's a complete mess but alas tis the Dameron way.
His head lifts ever so slightly when he hears Rey's voice, eyes squinted and last but not least that famous, dashing Poe Dameron smile.]
Oh, that smile does things to this poor scavenger, sends her heart throbbing against her chest. In spite of herself, Rey finds herself fighting a smile back. ]
Hello. [ Sack over her shoulder, she crouches down, surveying the damage. ] I brought water.
[ So many bad decisions are made in this trio? Rose, where are you to help balance the stupidity??? That’s why she and Finn didn’t work out, isn’t it?
She wrinkles her nose at him, not quite understanding what he wants but knowing he wants something courtesy of the Force. Or maybe it’s just intuition.
Also, she’s still trying to grasp that he wants... anything from her. She’s fairly sure this is just the spice talking. ]
[Rose is a precious, innocent little cupcake like Finn. She got out of this whole mess while she could, smart girl!
Hair pets would be really frisking amazing right now if he had his way. The main thing he really wants is for Rey not to be to angry with him, his head is still pounding and he isn't in the best shape to argue right now.
At the mention of having to make the attempt of getting up, he makes a little noise. The floor is perfectly fine and why isn't he getting snuggles by now?!!!!!!????]
[ Rose could singlehandedly defeat Palpatine *without* a lightsaber lbr.
Well, MAYBE if he communicated this he’d be getting all the snuggles!
She huffs back at him; it’s not an angry sound, she’s not angry at him. She’s just bemused. Her interaction with drunk people has not been pleasant in the past, and admittedly she’s a little on edge due to that, but he’s being .. well, adorable. And a little frustrating. ]
I could try levitating you into your bed, but you might get dropped a few times in the process.
[Both Finn and Rose are the true heros of this story lets just be honest here.
Look Rey he isn't exactly good at this whole asking for pets and snuggles thing. He's a man! He just assumes that you know what he wants and when. Its a simple process.]
[ Rey's taste in men: walking disasters with few to no braincells. ]
I think if you don't get off the floor, BB-8 is going to accuse me of neglect.
[ Speaking of disaster, she's gonna just. Take his arm and sort of pull him up as gently as she can so he's half-sitting, half-leaning on her. And okay, yeah, he's definitely very drunk. The smell of alcohol is practically coming out of his pores. ] Okay, you're going to have to hold onto me. [ She dumps the bag over her shoulder onto the floor to better use all of herself as leverage. ]
[Floors are so amazing and kind. Going out of their way to catch idiots who are a little too drunk.
At least she has Finn? He's not nearly this difficult or much of a space trash disaster fire. ]
Mmm, he just worries too much.
[A soft noise of content leaves his lips as she carefully tugs him upwards, his arms move to wrap around her waist and his head falls a little forward to nuzzle against her shoulder. It isn't exactly the snuggles he's looking for but its some sort of affection for his hammered state. ]
Wait. What if we accidentally fall? I could crush you. [A smooshed Rey wouldn't be helpful to anyone.]
[ Finn is also amazing and kind! She misses Finn! Where is he why isn’t he helping her with Drunken Spicy Poe
And —
oh. Oooooh kriff this sure is SOMETHING, his arms curling around her body and his body sagging against hers, that puff of breath on her shoulder. She stops breathing for a whole second. ]
What? [ No, srsly, her brain just short circuited. He is a bit heavier than she expected, but no worse than she’s dealt with before. ] Oh. I’ll be fine. I could carry two of you even without the Force. [ This is awkward, tho. They're just. Sitting like this. ]
[Maybe she should have asked for Finn's help? He's pretty damn decent at dealing with a drunk Spicy Poe. Come to think of it maybe that's why he's NOT here? He's done his time.
He had warned her that he wasn't in a good state to actually move or be moved. His body wasn't in the mood so he's just going to make himself comfortable against Rey. He's going to get snuggles some how if she's not going to do it herself!!!!!!
[Finn is such a good lil bb that tries his very best to take care of these damn fools. He can only do so much, friends.
If she want to touch that Dameron D she can just shove her hands down his pants and get a nice squeeze. He would have no complaints. Like any man he's rather fond of touch.
He hums in content, still nuzzled against Rey's body.]
[ oh kriff no, if she’s grabbing anything it’s gonna be when he’s sober and consenting!! At least sober enough to know what he’s doing.
Yep, now he’s just become a koala of sorts, and she’s still like what the kriff is happening how is this happening, but they’re on their feet! Well. She’s on her feet and... moving/waddling him awkwardly toward the cot, kind of blindly.
He’s going to get deposited on the bed - if he’ll let her go. Otherwise they’re falling onto it together. ]
[It wouldn't be the first time he was groped while drunk and high. Most likely wouldn't be his last either if she decided to press forward with getting a hand full of pure Dameron dick.
Look he's just extremely comfortable atm. He's not going to make the effort to move when he's perfectly content.
[easy you adorable little sand bunny!!!! no need to go all cray in da clubs. Most of the groping was either accidental or out of curiosity. Who doesn't want to get a handful of Dameron cock?
He's able to brace himself enough not to hurt and/or crush her as they collide along the bed. His head now resting along her chest.]
[ Pls Poe you need to tell her how cute she is, not just smother your face in her boobs.
Rey tries to wiggle out from under him, but he is a solid mass, clearly comfortable and unwilling to move. Good thing she has the Force, and if she focuses just right, she can draw the satchel up and onto his cot. The wonders of the Force. Blindly, she pulls the flask out. ] Here. I think you're dehydrated.
[She's extremely cute, frisking adorable actually and at some point it will slip from his lips. Right now he's just trying his best to pull himself together. .
He makes a frustrated noise as she squirms, clearly he doesn't want to love or her to do so either. He's comfy!!!!! Let him have his moment of needed peace, woman!
He slightly lifts his head at the mention of possibly being dehydrated.]
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He has an arm draped over his face to help shield his eyes, he's a complete mess but alas tis the Dameron way.
His head lifts ever so slightly when he hears Rey's voice, eyes squinted and last but not least that famous, dashing Poe Dameron smile.]
Mmm. Hey.
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Oh, that smile does things to this poor scavenger, sends her heart throbbing against her chest. In spite of herself, Rey finds herself fighting a smile back. ]
Hello. [ Sack over her shoulder, she crouches down, surveying the damage. ] I brought water.
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You live and you learn. Unfortantally he's not grasping the learning concept. Right now he just wants hair pets and nuzzles.]
Thanks.
[Now give him snuggles, Rey!]
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She wrinkles her nose at him, not quite understanding what he wants but knowing he wants something courtesy of the Force. Or maybe it’s just intuition.
Also, she’s still trying to grasp that he wants... anything from her. She’s fairly sure this is just the spice talking. ]
C’mon, big guy. Let’s get you off the floor.
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Hair pets would be really frisking amazing right now if he had his way. The main thing he really wants is for Rey not to be to angry with him, his head is still pounding and he isn't in the best shape to argue right now.
At the mention of having to make the attempt of getting up, he makes a little noise. The floor is perfectly fine and why isn't he getting snuggles by now?!!!!!!????]
That requires moving.
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Well, MAYBE if he communicated this he’d be getting all the snuggles!
She huffs back at him; it’s not an angry sound, she’s not angry at him. She’s just bemused. Her interaction with drunk people has not been pleasant in the past, and admittedly she’s a little on edge due to that, but he’s being .. well, adorable. And a little frustrating. ]
I could try levitating you into your bed, but you might get dropped a few times in the process.
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Look Rey he isn't exactly good at this whole asking for pets and snuggles thing. He's a man! He just assumes that you know what he wants and when. Its a simple process.]
That's both mean and rude.
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She rolls her eyes, playfully. ]
Are you committed to staying on the floor?
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And still no snuggles!!!!]
The floor isn't a bad place. [It caught him when he fell.]
Guess I could try the bed though.
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[ Rey's taste in men: walking disasters with few to no braincells. ]
I think if you don't get off the floor, BB-8 is going to accuse me of neglect.
[ Speaking of disaster, she's gonna just. Take his arm and sort of pull him up as gently as she can so he's half-sitting, half-leaning on her. And okay, yeah, he's definitely very drunk. The smell of alcohol is practically coming out of his pores. ] Okay, you're going to have to hold onto me. [ She dumps the bag over her shoulder onto the floor to better use all of herself as leverage. ]
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At least she has Finn? He's not nearly this difficult or much of a space trash disaster fire. ]
Mmm, he just worries too much.
[A soft noise of content leaves his lips as she carefully tugs him upwards, his arms move to wrap around her waist and his head falls a little forward to nuzzle against her shoulder. It isn't exactly the snuggles he's looking for but its some sort of affection for his hammered state. ]
Wait. What if we accidentally fall? I could crush you. [A smooshed Rey wouldn't be helpful to anyone.]
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And —
oh. Oooooh kriff this sure is SOMETHING, his arms curling around her body and his body sagging against hers, that puff of breath on her shoulder. She stops breathing for a whole second. ]
What? [ No, srsly, her brain just short circuited. He is a bit heavier than she expected, but no worse than she’s dealt with before. ] Oh. I’ll be fine. I could carry two of you even without the Force. [ This is awkward, tho. They're just. Sitting like this. ]
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He had warned her that he wasn't in a good state to actually move or be moved. His body wasn't in the mood so he's just going to make himself comfortable against Rey. He's going to get snuggles some how if she's not going to do it herself!!!!!!
Women! :|]
What? That's ridiculous.
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SHE'S A COMPLICATED WOMAN!!! Touched starved af!!! Not used to this levels of touching!!! ]
You didn't see me on Jakku. [ Um, yeah, time to put her arms around him and lug him upward while he hugs himself against her. ]
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If she want to touch that Dameron D she can just shove her hands down his pants and get a nice squeeze. He would have no complaints. Like any man he's rather fond of touch.
He hums in content, still nuzzled against Rey's body.]
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Yep, now he’s just become a koala of sorts, and she’s still like what the kriff is happening how is this happening, but they’re on their feet! Well. She’s on her feet and... moving/waddling him awkwardly toward the cot, kind of blindly.
He’s going to get deposited on the bed - if he’ll let her go. Otherwise they’re falling onto it together. ]
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Look he's just extremely comfortable atm. He's not going to make the effort to move when he's perfectly content.
Tumbling on the bed they both go!]
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They go together onto his bed in a lump, Rey letting out a little "oof!" when he lands on top of her. ]
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He's able to brace himself enough not to hurt and/or crush her as they collide along the bed. His head now resting along her chest.]
Sorry. [He mutters soft.] You alright?
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Welp, she's laying beneath him, his head pillowed by her boobs, and Rey has to take A Moment to take that in. ]
Erm. Yes. [ She doesn't know whether she should move or...??? ] Are you?
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Yazzzzz for boobs!!! Boobs are nice, actually boobs are fucking amazing. Hell yeahz for boobs!
He's just going to snuggle a bit more.]
Yeah, just need a moment.
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Is he cuddling his face into her boobs? w t f. This is way too much for a space virgin to comprehend. ]
... I have water on the ground.
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Boobs make for nice pillows and again he wanted snuggles, damnit!!!!! So he's going to happily nuzzle himself against her, she's warm and soft.]
I like water.
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Rey tries to wiggle out from under him, but he is a solid mass, clearly comfortable and unwilling to move. Good thing she has the Force, and if she focuses just right, she can draw the satchel up and onto his cot. The wonders of the Force. Blindly, she pulls the flask out. ] Here. I think you're dehydrated.
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He makes a frustrated noise as she squirms, clearly he doesn't want to love or her to do so either. He's comfy!!!!! Let him have his moment of needed peace, woman!
He slightly lifts his head at the mention of possibly being dehydrated.]
That's a possibility.
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a million years later
same
i always welcome backtags babe!